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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Free Man In Paris that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Joni Mitchell's, "Free Man In Paris"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a free man in Paris
I was better than alive.
I was better than alive.
Original Lyrics:
I was a free man in Paris
I felt unfettered and alive.
I felt unfettered and alive.
Joni Mitchell's, "Free Man In Paris"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a free man in Paris
I felt up Kevin Federline.
I felt up Kevin Federline.
Original Lyrics:
I was a free man in Paris
I felt unfettered and alive.
I felt unfettered and alive.
Joni Mitchell's, "Free Man In Paris"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go back there tomorrow
But for the war a-ragin' on
Folks gonna starve makin' machinery
'N' rewind the popular song.
But for the war a-ragin' on
Folks gonna starve makin' machinery
'N' rewind the popular song.
Original Lyrics:
I'd go back there tomorrow
But for the work I'm taking on
Stoking the star makin' machinery
Behind the popular song.
But for the work I'm taking on
Stoking the star makin' machinery
Behind the popular song.
Joni Mitchell's, "Free Man in Paris"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deal with dreamers and telephone screeners.
Original Lyrics:
I deal with dreamers and telephone screamers.
Joni Mitchell's, "Free Man in Paris"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't tease 'em all
Original Lyrics:
You can't please 'em all
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