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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paramore's, "For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not so naïve.
My sorry a** can see...
Original Lyrics:
I'm not so naïve.
My sorry eyes can see...
Paramore's, "For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had finished long before we had even seen the stork.
Original Lyrics:
We had finished long before we had even seen the start.
Paramore's, "For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you start to be honest about it
Fight with your parents about it now
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you stand up, be a man about it
Fight with your bare hands about it now
Paramore's, "For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were finished long before we had even seen the stork.
Original Lyrics:
You were finished long before we had even seen the start.

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