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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Flagpole Sitta that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm in here
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm in hell
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't even own MTV
Original Lyrics:
And I don't even own a TV
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's a sin to look this well.
Original Lyrics:
And it's a sin to live this well.
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you're bought then you're boring
Original Lyrics:
But if you're bored then you're boring
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fingertips like mameries I can't forget the curves of your body
Original Lyrics:
Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like a story
But if you're boring you're boring!
But if you're boring you're boring!
Original Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring.
But if you're bored then you're boring.
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like a story
But if you're poor then you're boring!
But if you're poor then you're boring!
Original Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring.
But if you're bored then you're boring.
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head.
I swear to God it sounds like their snoring.
Can they get any boring?
I swear to God it sounds like their snoring.
Can they get any boring?
Original Lyrics:
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I envisioned a religion
Original Lyrics:
I had visions, I was in them
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had visions, I was in
The mountains lookin' into a mirror.
The mountains lookin' into a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
I had visions, I was in them
I was lookin' into the mirror.
I was lookin' into the mirror.
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sell cars 'cause I'm in Hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoke pot 'cause I'm in hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna publish scenes,
and rage against machines
and rage against machines
Original Lyrics:
I wanna publish 'zines,
and rage against machines
and rage against machines
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Nazi, but I'm not well
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not wet
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not well
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nursing but I'm not well
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick but I'm not well
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running on the ground with some whores (look at them whores).
Original Lyrics:
I'm running underground with the moles (diggin' holes).
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running up the flagpole some more,
Human gore
Human gore
or
I'm running up the flagpole some more,
silly whores.
silly whores.
or
I'm running up the flagpole some more,
silly whores.
silly whores.
Original Lyrics:
I'm running underground with the moles,
Digging holes
Digging holes
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running up the flagpole with some more
Original Lyrics:
I'm running underground with the moles
I automatically thought that because of the title that the lyric had something to do with flagpoles. Wrong! (Note: the word flagpole is actually mentioned earlier in the song, namely near the end of the first verse.)
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so high 'cause I'm in Hell
Original Lyrics:
I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
My coffee got the cursied body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I'm runnin' up the flagpole and sit
Who still looks, but no one ever does!
And when I feel a bit naughty
I'm runnin' up the flagpole and sit
Who still looks, but no one ever does!
Original Lyrics:
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paaa... (I’m not sick) ba-da pa paaaa!
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me in a hospital for nerds
Original Lyrics:
Put me in a hospital for nerves
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
The agony and the ion ease.
They're killin' me. A-a-a-rgh!
They're killin' me. A-a-a-rgh!
Original Lyrics:
The agony and the irony.
They're killin' me. Whoa!
They're killin' me. Whoa!
Harvey Danger's, "Flagpole Sitta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who still looks, but no one ever does.
Original Lyrics:
Who salutes, but no one ever does.
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