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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Fat Sam's Grand Slam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Paul Williams', "Fat Sam's Grand Slam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Competition set by the kitchen
Anybody's thinkin'
And I want who was winking it!
Original Lyrics:
See the politician sittin' by the kitchen
Said he caught his fingers
In the well he was wishin'.
From the soundtrack of 'Bugsy Malone' (1976) starring Jodie Foster. Paul Williams wrote all the songs.

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