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Competition set by the kitchen
And I want who was winking it!
See the politician sittin' by the kitchen
Said he caught his fingers
In the well he was wishin'.
From the soundtrack of 'Bugsy Malone' (1976) starring Jodie Foster. Paul Williams wrote all the songs.
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