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On a first-class ticket to Harlem
For a dyin' chance in the pouring rain.
Got a first-class ticket to Harlem
With a dyin' man and a feeling hand.
Want it fast and hot.
Want it fast and hard.
Want it fast and hot
Well I heard your plea.
Want it fast and hard
Yeah I'm hard to please.
I have so much s***, I can't smell.
Your team boy s*** I can't smell.
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