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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Fast And Hard that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bash & Pop's, "Fast And Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a first-class ticket to Harlem
For a dyin' chance in the pouring rain.
Original Lyrics:
Got a first-class ticket to Harlem
With a dyin' man and a feeling hand.
Bash & Pop's, "Fast And Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want it fast and hot.
Original Lyrics:
Want it fast and hard.
Bash & Pop's, "Fast And Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want it fast and hot
Well I heard your plea.
Original Lyrics:
Want it fast and hard
Yeah I'm hard to please.
Bash & Pop's, "Fast and Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have so much s***, I can't smell.
Original Lyrics:
Your team boy s*** I can't smell.

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