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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Facts Of Life that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Gloria Loring's, "The Facts Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you used to hate your date
I'd think you better instigate
Original Lyrics:
When the boys you used to hate you date,
I guess you best investigate
Gloria Loring's, "The Facts of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take the cook
You take the back
You take the bored
And there you have the facts of life
The facts of life
Original Lyrics:
You take the good
You take the bad
You take them both
And there you have the facts of life
The facts of life

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