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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Evil Ways that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheech and Chong and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gene and Joe and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina Jones and a dog named Who.
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina Jones and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find somebody to hold me and feel like a clown
Original Lyrics:
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean and John and a poodle, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
My house is dark and my buns are cold.
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
My house is dark and my thoughts are cold.
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold.
Pots, refers to what you cook with...the woman has not cooked anything to eat, hence the cold pots.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
My master's dog and my pots of gold
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
The house is dark and my buns are cold.
or
My house is warm and my buns are cold
or
My house is warm and my buns are cold
Original Lyrics:
My house is dark and my pots are cold.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Cheater Joe and a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Cheech and Chong and-a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and uh uno too
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gene and John and, uh, Ono too
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gina Jones and uh who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gina, Joe, and a-who knows who.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-who knows who.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a boh la to
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and a-who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a buloo too.
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-moono too
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and a-who-knows-who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Cain and Job and Unamuno too.
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Jenny Jones and who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Tina Jones and a who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Gene and Joan and a-who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
With cheating Joan and uh who knows who
Original Lyrics:
With Jean and Joan and uh who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to change your eagle’s waist
Original Lyrics:
You got to change your evil ways
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to change your underwear baby
Original Lyrics:
You got to change your evil ways baby
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheating John and uh, Ono, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cheating Jones and uh, Ono, too
Original Lyrics:
Jean and Joan and a who knows who
Santana's, "Evil Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ve got today, baby
Original Lyrics:
You’ve got to change, baby
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