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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Everything Counts that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
A circumvent-a-tive world
Original Lyrics:
It's a competitive world.
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pig counts a larger mouse.
Original Lyrics:
Everything counts in large amounts
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Friday night, dance all you can
All to the sounds of Duran
All to the sounds of Duran
Original Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab all they can.
All for themselves, after all.
All for themselves, after all.
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab a weak hand.
Original Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab all they can.
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab all the cans.
Original Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab all they can.
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grabbing hands' grubbly can.
Original Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab all they can.
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grabby ands revelry can
Original Lyrics:
The grabbing hands grab all they can
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The turning point of a career in Korea with diarrhea
Original Lyrics:
The turning point of a career in Korea, being insincere
Depeche Mode's, "Everything Counts"
Misheard Lyrics:
The turning point of a career, in a career of being insincere
Original Lyrics:
The turning point of a career in Korea, being insincere
David Gahan could be referring to North OR South Korea; he doesn't specify. (But it matters not.)
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