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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Every Breath You Take that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Acoohawates
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, flea
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, please
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every birth you take
Original Lyrics:
Every breath you take
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every bough you break.
Original Lyrics:
Every vow you break.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every cling you steak.
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every cling you stick
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every drain you snake.
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every fool heart aches.
or
Every poor heart aches.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every knot you stake
Original Lyrics:
Every night you stay
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every nacho's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Every night you stay.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pool hall aches.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pool hall aches
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pool hall leg
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every snout you fake
I reclaim your stake
I'll be blushing you
Original Lyrics:
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every vial you break.
Original Lyrics:
Every vow you break.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday cake..
Original Lyrics:
Every breath you take
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I pool all aches
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I pour out eggs.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How my cruel heart aches
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How my poo hole aches
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How my poo hole aches
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How my pool hall eh
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to pull whole weights
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep calling, baby, baby, please!
Original Lyrics:
I keep cryin', baby, baby, please!
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep cold and baby, baby, fleas
Original Lyrics:
I keep cryin' baby, baby, please
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reclaim your stake
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pull her legs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be washing you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be watching you.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pull her legs
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm (gonna) cook hard eggs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cool-hearted ape.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fool heartache
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fool who aches.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a foolhardy
Original Lyrics:
My poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hard-boiled egg
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace, with every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches, with every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
Every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
With every stop I take.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a two whole lakes
or
I'm a pool hall ace
or
I'm a pool hall ace
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool hall ace
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool of apes
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pool of eggs.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poor old axe.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poor, hard egg.
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna pull her legs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pool hall legs, with every breath you take
Original Lyrics:
My poor heart aches, with every breath you take
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm pool hall age
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my hard boiled eggs
Original Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you're gone, I'll be flossed with all a trace
Original Lyrics:
Since you're gone, I'll be lost without a trace

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