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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Eton Rifles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the s*** down my shirt
Original Lyrics:
I was sick down my shirt
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat some Rice Balls, eat some Rice Balls
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat two red bulls
Eat two red bulls.
Eat two red bulls.
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles
Eton rifles
Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating rifles, eating rifles
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating trifles, eating trifles
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating trifles
or
Eaton rifles
or
Eaton rifles
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating truffles, eating truffles
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eee too right son, Eee too right son
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eton rebels
Eton rebels
Eton rebels
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles
Eton rifles
Eton rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lead to right force,
Lead to right force
Lead to right force
Original Lyrics:
Eton Rifles,
Eton Rifles
Eton Rifles
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a Catholic you turned out to be
Original Lyrics:
What a catalyst you turned out to be
Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice day
To eat a rifle
To eat a rifle
Original Lyrics:
What a nice day
For Eton rifles.
For Eton rifles.
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
What chance have you got against a Tirana crest?
or
What chance have you got against a tiara crest?
or
What chance have you got against a tiara crest?
Original Lyrics:
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
What chance have you got against a tyrant, agressed?
Original Lyrics:
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
The Jam's, "Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
What chance have you got when you're tired and aggressed?
Original Lyrics:
What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
The Jam's, "The Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating trifle, eating trifle
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "The Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hurray, I prefer my way
To the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
To the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hurray, I'd prefer the plague
To the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
To the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
The Jam's, "The Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
eat two rivals, eat two rivals
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
The Jam's, "The Eton Rifles"
Misheard Lyrics:
its a right balls
Original Lyrics:
Eton rifles, Eton rifles
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