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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Escape (The Pina Colada Song) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bar full omallys
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Mally's
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the personal condoms
There was, it's better I read.
Original Lyrics:
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the jewels on the cake
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Machu Picchu by tomorrow noon
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At a bar in the valleys
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Malley's
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar full of malice
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Malleys
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to eat you by tomorrow noo
And cut you till you date
At ah bowl for mom allies
Where well plan our escape.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not march into health food
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much into health food
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not much into canned food
I am in Lake Champlain
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not much into hell food
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much into health food
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to ah-choo by tomorrow noon.
or
I've got to etch you by tomorrow noon.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red paint
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar full of Maoris
Where we'll plan our escape.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you had had the blame
Original Lyrics:
If you have half a brain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you have half a plane.
Original Lyrics:
If you have half a brain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like bean enchildas
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like beef enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like bein' in Granada
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being a cicada
And getting caught in the rain
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
And getting caught in the rain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being a koala
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being in Kiwanis
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like being in the Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like eating piranhas
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
And the doomed suffocate
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the tombs of the cave.
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
With the toons on the cake
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cake
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peanut enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a Lada.
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a closet
If you don't care much for yogurt
Original Lyrics:
If you like Pina Colada
If you're not into yoga
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in a closet
And getting drunk on champagne
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeing in coladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peeping in the Garden
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like peins enlargers
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like penis getting harder...
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada...
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas, and getting cotton Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pina colossus
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pinas for mamas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pink enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pink knackered Ladas
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina colada...
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like pinna kolaches
Original Lyrics:
If you like pina coladas
Kolaches are Czech pastries.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into Yoda
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into Yoko
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a plane
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yogurt
If you have half a brain
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yogurt
If you have half a plane
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not into yogurt
If you have, have it plain
Original Lyrics:
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Junes of the cake
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the cool summer cape
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the doom summer cape
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dooms of a cave
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the due suffocate
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a park full of valleys where we'll plan our escape
Original Lyrics:
I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O’Malleys where we'll plan our escape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a worn out recording of a favorite Zonk
Original Lyrics:
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the blue summer cape
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you do suffocate...
or
On the dunes of a cake...
or
On the dunes of a cake...
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dunes, I ejaculate.
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the moon, suffocate
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes of a cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playin' doom on the cape.
Original Lyrics:
In the dunes on the cape.
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you like being in (the) Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
That you like pina coladas
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we plane or escape
Original Lyrics:
Where we'll plan our escape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With some dude in a cape
Original Lyrics:
On the dunes of the cape
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I like being in the Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I like pina coladas

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