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Billy Joel's, "The Entertainer (Live Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the entertainer; I dressed up big in the style
I wear all kinds of sparkles, I flashed across my smile
The way the night is over and I stand without my clothes
Preservation stage in bare and cold veins
My eyes look shot; my belly’s got a pot
And there’s a pickle on my nose, oh
Original Lyrics:
I am the entertainer, I dress to fit the style
I wear all kinds of sparkles, I flash the crowd my smile
But when the night is over, and I stand without my clothes
The perspiration stains and varicous veins
My eyes look shot, my belly's got a pot
And there's a pimple on my nose, oh

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