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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for England Swings that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
Poppy's own bicycle two by two
Original Lyrics:
England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles two by two
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gazing at the dappled men with dirty ash trays.
Original Lyrics:
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sold pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama sold pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window, still frolic in the hash
Trawlin' up the river, stealin' thunder up in Maine
Gazing at the havoc in the very last game.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rosy red cheeks of the little chilled wren.
Original Lyrics:
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to mock the weathercock fun but all in vain
Gazing at the docker men with dirty chow mein
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
West Mister Abby, the tower pig-pen
Original Lyrics:
Westminster Abbey, the Tower, Big Ben
Roger Miller's, "England Swings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's Mr. Abby?
The tower Big Ben
Original Lyrics:
Westminster Abbey
The tower, Big Ben

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