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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pearl Jam's, "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town."
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade
Fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade
Fade away.
Pearl Jam's, "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town."
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear I recognize your breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I swear I recognize your breath.
Pearl Jam's, "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade, fade away
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
Pearl Jam's, "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts and farts they fade
Fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade
Fade away.
Pearl Jam's, "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tarzan's spots they fade, fade away
Original Lyrics:
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
Pearl Jam's, "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wouldn't recall,
For I'm not my father
Original Lyrics:
You wouldn't recall,
For I'm not my former.

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