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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Eat For Two that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

10,000 Maniacs', "Eat For Two"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat the tuna,
walk the tuna,
breathe the tuna
Original Lyrics:
I eat for two,
walk for two,
breathe for two now

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