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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Early To Bed that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Morphine's, "Early To Bed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man a woman
I miss out on the night life.
Original Lyrics:
Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man or woman
Miss out on the night life.

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