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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Do You Know The Way To San Jose? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Warwick Dionne's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amway's just a great big heat wave.
Put a hunger down and bit a bar.
Original Lyrics:
L. A.'s just a great big freeway.
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to say, 'Jose'?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to say, 'Jose'?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
With a hundred down and by parts.
Original Lyrics:
L.A. is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A.'s just a great big freeway
Put a hunger down and then you starve.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peas and pie in San Jose.
Original Lyrics:
L.A.'s just a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
[Later]
I'm going back to find
Some peace of mind in San Jose.
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a hundred thou in my account.
Original Lyrics:
Put a hundred down and buy a car.
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you starve.
Original Lyrics:
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star.

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