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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Do The Evolution that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's my comb
Original Lyrics:
He's my clone
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the first man to have friends
Original Lyrics:
I am the first mammal to make plans
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a feast, I had a fag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a beast, I'm the man.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, with my lust
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at peace, with my lust
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beast, with my voice
I can kill 'cos I ain't got a choice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm at peace, with my lust
I can kill 'cos in God I trust.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to make plans.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wet my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to advance.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to have hands
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first man to shake hands.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first mammal to wear pants.
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my chance,
I'll sing in the choir
Original Lyrics:
Here's my church,
and I sing in the choir
Pearl Jam's, "Do The Evolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Train the damn monkey--go to fire.
Original Lyrics:
2010, watch it go to fire.

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