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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Tell Me You Love Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me,
I don't want it! No!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me,
I don't want to know!
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me I'm ugly.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me.
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been 25 years with my feet on the run
I've gotta pick up direction.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years, I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I gotta pick a direction
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pick up a ratchet.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pissed-off erection.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick up the rain check.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
Night Ranger's, "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I've been get on the road,
I gotta pick up a rock chair
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction

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