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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Don't Stand So Close To Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'What bus stop?
She's waiting!'
his chorus woman cries
Original Lyrics:
Wet bus stop,
she's waiting,
his car is warm and dry
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Costanza, Costanza, Costanza close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dance
Don't dance
Don't dance so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand so close, Snoopy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand so close, Tommy.
or
Don't stand so close, Tony.
or
Don't stand so close, Tony.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand so colostomy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dope man
Dope man selling
Dope man selling dope to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost man so close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost man so close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost man
Ghost man so
Ghost man, so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna smash, gonna smash her, gonna smash her close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is poor man's drive
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is woman drive.
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
His car is woman-dry.
Original Lyrics:
His car is warm and dry.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside her there's Norman
Original Lyrics:
Inside her there's longing
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside her there's a yawning, this girl's an open page.
Original Lyrics:
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside her, there's no ruse
This girl's an open page.
Original Lyrics:
Inside her, there's longing
This girl's an open page.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe Stancil votes for me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Neville Cough
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
The book I never caught.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book 'I Have A Cough'.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by an avant garde.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man who
Got bit by an apricot
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the old man who's been bit by an albatross.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newsstand, newsstand
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sign of, no sign of snow to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo stand so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Postman, Postmaster, Don't stand so close to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Postman. Postman. Postman so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanne
Rosanne so
Rosanne so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roseanne
Roseanne's so
Roseanne's so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That book by Alvin Koff
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabakov
Nabakov wrote "Lolita"
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That book by now becomes
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabakov
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That book might never come
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabokov
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is hardly sane
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl in fantasy
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is half diseased
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is half insane.
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is not diseased.
Original Lyrics:
This girl is half his age.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet bus stop, flomatic
Original Lyrics:
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stand so close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of speckled fantasy
Original Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of speckled fantasy
Original Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your teacher the subject of school girl friend to see
She wants me so broadly knows what she want to be
Inside there, these no you, the school that what can teach
But Marcin, she so closer, the school is have to teach
(Second verse)
How can I, so jealous, you know how that could get
Sometimes this smart so easy to clip that she short had
Some section, the station, so badly make him cry
The bus stop, she's waiting, he's carries will mend cry
(Third verse)
Loose talking, the class room so hard make try and try
Strong washing, the start coach, be acting season flag
Is no use, he's sees shock, he's start from sicking cup
Just let me, don't mend it, let put by nectar cup
Original Lyrics:
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now, this girl is half his age
(Second verse)
Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry
(Third verse)
Loose talk in the clasroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to the heat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to me.
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowmatic that book by Nabokov
Original Lyrics:
Old man in that book by Nabokov
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ghost Nasser, ghost Nasser, ghost Nasser close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It looks like they'll be called
Original Lyrics:
That book by Nabokov
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's talking? The classroom!
Original Lyrics:
Loose talk in the classroom

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