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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Diff'rent Strokes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is bored, he's a man of beans
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a mad of seeds
Then along comes two, they have nothing but day's means.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but to cheats.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of hate
And along come tooth, they got nothing but the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of meat
Then along comes two, they've got nothing but the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of needs
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a mental case
Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a melody.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a man of means.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter that they got--ten out of line
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter that they got not a lot
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Millard boy, he's a man of thee
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man is bold
He's a man of dreams
Original Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a man of means
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
or
The man is bored, he's a man of schemes
Then along come two, they've got nothing but their dreams
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the streets
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then along come two, they got nothing but machines.
or
Then along come two, they got nothing but their cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
Alan Thicke's, "Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man is born he's a melody
Then along comes two, they got nothing but the genes.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

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