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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Diamonds And Pearls that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Prince's, "Diamonds And Pearls"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can do is offer you my love.
or
All I can do, just off me, my love.
or
All I can do, just off me, my love.
Original Lyrics:
All I can do is just offer you my love
Prince's, "Diamonds And Pearls"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I gave you diamonds, oh Pearl
Would you be a happy I bought them a girl
Original Lyrics:
If you gave you diamonds or pearls
Would you be a happy boy or a girl?
Prince's, "Diamonds And Pearls"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I give you diamonds and pearls,
Would you rather have a boy or a girl
Original Lyrics:
If I give you diamonds and pearls,
Would you be a happy boy or a girl
Prince's, "Diamonds And Pearls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monamicaman...
Original Lyrics:
Am I the weaker man?
Prince's, "Diamonds and Pearls"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all I can do is just suffer you, my love
Original Lyrics:
But all I can do is just offer you my love

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