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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dear Joan that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tabitha's Secret's, "Dear Joan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Joan, I won't ever say
That I'm sorry for the screaming last night
And the nights before.
or
Dear Joan, I wanted to say
That I'm not sorry for the screaming last night
And the nights before.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Joan, I wanted to say
That I'm sorry for the screaming last night
And the nights before.
Matchbox 20's, "Dear Joan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oops, I forget, twice I'm a fool.
or
Once I forget, twice I'm a fool.
Original Lyrics:
Once I forgive, twice I'm a fool.

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