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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Dazed And Confused
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dazed And Confused that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Led Zeppelin's, "Dazed And Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now lots of people talkin', yet few of them know
The soul of a woman was created for love, and I like it.
The soul of a woman was created for love, and I like it.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of people talkin', few of them a-know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah.
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah.
Led Zeppelin's, "Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
One-legged woman never bargained for you.
One-legged woman never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Led Zeppelin's, "Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing home my hard earned pain
Original Lyrics:
Bringing home my hard earned pay
Led Zeppelin's, "Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
One little woman never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Led Zeppelin's, "Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walnetto Woman, never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
A Walnetto Woman, of course, would have to be the frumpy character played by Ruth Buzzi in 'Laugh-In', who repeatedly refused the Walnetto candy offered by Arte Johnson's dirty old man character.
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