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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> D -> Dare To Be Stupid
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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite, or I'll have to feed you.
Original Lyrics:
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burger handle, apple pants!
Original Lyrics:
Burn your candle at both ends
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like you'll get coarse in the mouth
Original Lyrics:
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punch a dead horse in the mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then fart into your phone
It's the Dracula way.
It's the Dracula way.
Original Lyrics:
Then party 'til you're broke
And they drag you away.
And they drag you away.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can just give up and shit
Original Lyrics:
You can just give up the ship
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can just give up the s***.
Original Lyrics:
You can just give up the ship.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare To Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better find yourself a little scratch
Original Lyrics:
You'd better find yourself an itch to scratch
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare to Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can't go up your pants
Like a gift horse in the mud
Like a gift horse in the mud
Original Lyrics:
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare to Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for Mr. Goofus
Original Lyrics:
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare to Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plug a gift horse in the mouth
Original Lyrics:
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare to Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Settle down with a family
Original Lyrics:
Settle down, raise a family
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Dare to Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take someone in nickels
Look for Mr. Goofball
or
Take some more nickels
Look for Mr. Good Boy
Look for Mr. Goofball
or
Take some more nickels
Look for Mr. Good Boy
Original Lyrics:
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Look for Mr. Goodbar
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