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Gorillaz's, "DARE"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump with the mom and move it
Jump back and forth
Feel like you could paint yourself, work it out
Jump back and forth
Feel like you could paint yourself, work it out
Original Lyrics:
Jump with them all and move it
Jump back and forth
It feels like you were there yourself, work it out
Jump back and forth
It feels like you were there yourself, work it out
Gorillaz's, "DARE"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a breadstick on you, you're just a pancake, that's what you do, baby
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you, you've just been thinking,that's what you do, baby
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
(They) Cut me off.
It's Bad.
It's Bad.
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up
It's dare.
It's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got no hands.
And I got no hands.
There.
And I got no hands.
There.
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it take know-how
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm, never did no harm.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cubbyhole, cubbyhole Cubbyhole, cubbyhole
Cubbyhole, cubbyhole
It's there
Cubbyhole, cubbyhole
It's there
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up, it's coming up
It's coming up, it's coming up
It's coming up, it's coming up
It's dare
It's coming up, it's coming up
It's coming up, it's coming up
It's dare
Stan Bush's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn!
Dare to believe you can survive
Dare to believe you can survive
Original Lyrics:
Dare!
Dare to believe you can survive!
Dare to believe you can survive!
From the 1986 "Transformers" movie.
Stan Bush's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dare! Better believe you can survive
You are the future in your hand.
You are the future in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
Dare! Dare to believe you can survive
You hold the future in your hand.
You hold the future in your hand.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming up, I'm coming up, I'm coming up
I'm coming up the stairs
Ah, the stairs.
I'm coming up the stairs
Ah, the stairs.
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
It's coming up, it's dare
Ah, it's dare.
It's coming up, it's dare
Ah, it's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
It got me up, it got me up, it got me up
Each day
Each day
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
It's dare
It's dare
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump with the mall and movie.
Original Lyrics:
Jump with them all and move it.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump with the moon and move it.
Original Lyrics:
Jump with them all and move it.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meva techno high, meva techno high
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm, never did no harm.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never did know how
Never did know how
It's there
Never did know how
It's there
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never did no ham! Never did no ham! It's there!
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm! Never did no harm! It's dare!
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never get no ham, never get no ham
It's there.
It's there.
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm, never did no harm
It's Dare.
It's Dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never get no high
Never get no high
It's bad
Never get no high
It's bad
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please kill me now
It’s dead
It’s dead
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up
It's dare.
It's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ponyo, Ponyo, Ponyo
It's dare
It's dare
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
It's dare
It's dare
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Romeo, Romeo, Romeo, Romeo, Romeo; Chris Brown!
Original Lyrics:
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
It's coming up, it's dare
Ah, it's dare.
It's coming up, it's dare
Ah, it's dare.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a bread stick on you
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a breadstick on you
You just think it, that's the voo-doo, baby
Hold it down now.
You just think it, that's the voo-doo, baby
Hold it down now.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down there.
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down there.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got depressants on you
Original Lyrics:
You'be got to press it on you
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got depression on you.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you.
gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got depression on you
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got some bird s*** on you
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down, dare.
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down, dare.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down there.
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down there.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got some breadstick on you.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the bracelet on you.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the breadstick on you.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you.
Original Lyrics:
You've got the pressure on you.
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to press it on you
Original Lyrics:
You've got the lipstick on you
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