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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dancing In The Dark that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Big Daddy's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adjust a gun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a gun.
Cover of a Bruce Springsteen hit
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, kiss awhile, and it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I could use just a little hell
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I could use just a little help.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, baby, I'm just of that start on your face.
or
Hey, baby, I'm just a bastard on your face.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, baby, I'm just about starving tonight.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a thirst for action.
Original Lyrics:
I’m dying for some action.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just knew how to talk like this.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just livin' in a dump like this.
Big Daddy's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna stop, I'm fired.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna start, start a fire.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just about starving to death
or
I'm just a bastard in the night
or
I'm just a bastard in the night
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about starving tonight
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a fad starting tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about starving tonight.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna smoke higher
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m just a fast starter tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about starving tonight.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masseust is kickin' a cleaver
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messages kickin' and pleadin'.
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Messages kickin' and pleadin'
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister's kickin' the bleeder.
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rent boys for hire
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke, here's some wine, and it's on me.
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke, here somewhere, and it's on me.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke, here's some wine, it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere, it's on me
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a jokey smile and it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere, it's on me
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This comes from higher
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Even if you're Ted Danson in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancin' in the dark.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one's for Harry
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This scum's for hire
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish guns were higher
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish thumbs were higher
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This count's for higher
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This drunk's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they'll be calling you up all night
Original Lyrics:
And they'll be carving you up all night
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they’ll be coughing you up at night
Original Lyrics:
And they’ll be carving you up all night
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there baby, I could use just a little head
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I could use just a little help.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I can use just a little head.
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, I could use just a little help.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, baby, I'm just about starting tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, baby, I'm just about starving tonight.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a little reaction
Original Lyrics:
I need a love reaction
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take one look in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
I check my look in the mirror
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to like this book
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of sitting 'round here trying to write this book
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sergeant's kicking the cleaner
Original Lyrics:
Messages keep gettin' clearer.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke takes a while and it's on me
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a joke, here's some hair, and it's on me.
Original Lyrics:
There's a joke, here somewhere, and it's on me.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
These gums are higher
Even if we're just dancing with a dork
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
These scars are higher
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say you’ve got a stiff hombre
Original Lyrics:
They say you gotta stay hungry
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bum's for hire
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
This goon's for hire
Original Lyrics:
This gun's for hire
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't start a fire worrying 'bout your li'l new Bonaparte
Original Lyrics:
You can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't start a fire worrying about your little girl falling apart
Original Lyrics:
You can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart

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