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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dance Dance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance
we're falling apart to her time
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance
We're falling apart to her seam
Dance dance
And these are the lies you love to lead
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart two at a time
Dance, dance
And these are the lies you love to leave.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling back to Earth now
Dance, dance
These are the lies you love to leave.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
we're falling apart to halftime
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distance
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, down
And these are the lines you learn to read
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I barely stuttered with
A joke of a grown man, whose dick got stuck to my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Barely stuttered out
'A joke of a romantic', got stuck to my tongue.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I once stuttered at
The joke of a Roman who's d*** got stuck to my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Barely stuttered out
'A joke of a romantic', got stuck to my tongue.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm 2 quarters in a hog pen
I don't wanna forget how your voice ends.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Do Carters with a heart attack
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too horny for a 'hot damn'
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two colons and a hard down.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two coolers and a hard down
And I don't wanna f***** how your voice sands.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I dont wanna forget how your voice sounds.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two corners in a hotel
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two coroners and a heart out.
or
I'm two corners and a heart now.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a Honda
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a hot dog.
or
I'm two corners and a heart now.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a hot dog.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a hot dog.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's two courts for a hot dog
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
One two horse in the barn now
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pants, pants
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ted's pants
They're fallin' apart till I'm fine.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're fallin' apart 'til half time.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is
A falling apart
For the last time
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime
Thanks for this site. It's helped scratch a mental itch.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're falling apart you have time.
Original Lyrics:
We're falling apart to halftime.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me a little bit of smut
You've been saving for his mattress?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me the little bitty spark
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me, little English boy
You've been saving for his mattress?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me, that little bit of spunk
You've been saving for his bed arrest?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me that little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been saving for his back rest
Original Lyrics:
You've been saving for his mattress.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been saving for his bed rest.
Original Lyrics:
You've been saving for his mattress.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And misery loves your company
Original Lyrics:
And these are the lives you love to lead
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And these are the lies you love to leave
Original Lyrics:
And these are the lives you love to lead
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Business
Original Lyrics:
Dance, Dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas, Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's pants
They're fallin' down far through halftime.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're fallin' apart 'til half time.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, damn
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn, this is the way they laugh if they knew
Her, misery loves me
Original Lyrics:
Dance, this is the way they'd love if they knew
How misery loved me.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance
we're faling apart to her time.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dazed, dazed
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distance
or
Is this
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distance
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distance
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downtown
Original Lyrics:
Dance, Dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only want sympathy in the form of
Pete crawling into bed with me.
Original Lyrics:
I only want sympathy in the form of
You crawling into bed with me.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only want you to feel
In the form of you crawling into bed with me.
Original Lyrics:
I only want sympathy
In the form of you crawling into bed with me.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only wanted the thing in the form of you
Crawling into bed with me
Original Lyrics:
I only want sympathy in the form of you
Crawling into bed with me
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm to a chorus and a Honda
And I don't wanna forget how your voice ends
These boys are all I have so I'll ride them
Cause you need them just to get by
...
Why don't you show me the little bitty spud
You've been saving for his back-rest?
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by
...
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too cornhouse and I heart Dan.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too hot for a 'hot damn'
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too queerness and a hard on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a hot damn
And I don't wanna forget how your voice is
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't wanna forget how your voice sounds
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they knew her misery of me
Original Lyrics:
if they knew how misery loved me.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last dance
Last dance
Last dance
Last dance
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need two quarters and a hot bath.
Original Lyrics:
I'm two quarters and a heart down.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
T**s, t**s
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
These warts are all, I have to arrive then.
Original Lyrics:
These words are all I have, so I'll write them.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is
Forty-to-four at halftime.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to halftime.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is
We're falling apart to half time.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
We're falling apart to half time.
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is
Original Lyrics:
Dance, dance
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This, this is the radio of you
And the misery of me
Original Lyrics:
Dance, this is the way they'd love if they knew
How misery loved me
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait damn the words you over dramatic Tonights lips just cant get much worse in verse know chickens never feel that
Original Lyrics:
Weighed down with words too overdramatic Tonight is, "it can't get much worse," Vs. "No one should ever feel like"
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me a little bit of spark you've been saving for his backrest?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me a little bit of spark
What you've been saving for is that dress
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me little bit of spunk
You've been saving for his back rest?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress?
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show me your little beauty spot
Original Lyrics:
Why don't need you show me a little bit of spine
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a soldier
Original Lyrics:
You always told us
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're always Folgers
Original Lyrics:
You always told us
Fall Out Boy's, "Dance, Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
dismisted
Original Lyrics:
dance, dance

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