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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crush that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
And here I'm dancin' all around.
Original Lyrics:
And here I'm dancin' on the ground.
M'Black's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you save me, oh you crush me
And you kill me, oh you love me
And you kill me, oh you love me
Original Lyrics:
And you save me only to crush me
And you kill me only to love me
And you kill me only to love me
Darren Hayes', "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
By get a little crush
Original Lyrics:
I've got a little crush
Darren Hayes', "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canal crush
or
Kinda crush
or
Kinda crush
Original Lyrics:
Got a little crush
David Archuleta's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever think when you're all alone
All that we could be, like a stick of gum?
All that we could be, like a stick of gum?
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
David Archuleta's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we could be, with a stick of gum.
All that we could be, with a stick of gum.
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
All that we could be, where this thing could go?
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fan in the skies
Why take advances in your a**?
Why take advances in your a**?
Original Lyrics:
Vanilla skies
White picket fences in your eyes.
White picket fences in your eyes.
Paul Van Dyk's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire escapes and boats won't do.
Original Lyrics:
Cars and planes and boats won't do.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
From lit up skies
Why take advances in your eyes?
Why take advances in your eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Vanilla skies
White picket fences in your eyes
White picket fences in your eyes
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do, I play it loose
Not like we have to deal with destiny.
Not like we have to deal with destiny.
Original Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do, I'll play aloof
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Original Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do, I'll play aloof
Run like we have a day with destiny.
Run like we have a day with destiny.
Original Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do, I play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Not like we have a date with destiny.
Mandy Moore's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get a lunch when I’m with you
Original Lyrics:
I get a rush when I’m with you
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you nowhere near
Original Lyrics:
I see ya blowin' me a kiss
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't take a science test
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't take a scientist
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn’t take a silent piss
Original Lyrics:
It doesn’t take a scientist
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
The blackened paint, every time we touch
The blackened paint, every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
Not like I faint, every time we touch
Not like I faint, every time we touch
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
This back I paint, every time we touch
This back I paint, every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
Not like I faint, every time we touch
Not like I faint, every time we touch
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a family brunch
Original Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little brush
Original Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crotch
Original Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crunch
Original Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crunch
Original Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crush,
not like caffeine every time we touch
not like caffeine every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
not like I faint, every time we touch
not like I faint, every time we touch
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
My black-eyed pea, every time we touch
My black-eyed pea, every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
Not like I faint, every time we touch
Not like I faint, every time we touch
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Not like I bleed, every time we touch.
Not like I bleed, every time we touch.
Original Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
Not like I faint, every time we touch.
Not like I faint, every time we touch.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
not like I pee every time we touch
not like I pee every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
It's a just a little crush
not like I faint, every time we touch
not like I faint, every time we touch
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a little trust
Original Lyrics:
It's just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just, a little crush
Not black on pink, every time we touch.
Not black on pink, every time we touch.
Original Lyrics:
It's just, a little crush
Not like I faint, every time we touch.
Not like I faint, every time we touch.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just a little blush
Original Lyrics:
It’s just a little crush
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's not order any fries
Original Lyrics:
Let's not over analyze
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying under this, spell your cast on me.
Original Lyrics:
Lying under the spell you cast on me.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying under you, smell your cast on me.
Original Lyrics:
Lying under the spell you cast on me.
'Cast' is another word for 'Puke' in this case
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, my love
We'll beat back the pain with love.
We'll beat back the pain with love.
Original Lyrics:
By love, by love
We'll beat back the pain we've found.
We'll beat back the pain we've found.
Mandy Moore's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole world belongs to you.
Original Lyrics:
I get a rush when I'm with you.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
No black coffee, every time we touch.
Original Lyrics:
Not like I faint, every time we touch.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not back on me, every time we touch.
Original Lyrics:
Not like I faint, every time we touch.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not like our feet, every time we touch.
Original Lyrics:
Not like I faint every time we touch.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Numb like our feet, every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
Not like I faint every time we touch.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seein' you and me I guess it doesn't take a scientist.
Original Lyrics:
See ya blowin' me a kiss it doesn't take a scientist.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smells like coffee, every time we touch
Original Lyrics:
It's not like I faint, every time we touch
Mandy Moore's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
U2, everything I wish I did
Original Lyrics:
You do everything I wish I did
Editor's note: It is not plausible to mishear this line as "You Tube", because that site did not exist when this song was made.
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vanilla skies
There's wild advances in your eyes.
There's wild advances in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Vanilla skies
White picket fences in your eyes.
White picket fences in your eyes.
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bee-bop the world around
Original Lyrics:
We'll beat back the pain we've found
Jennifer Paige's, "Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're bangin' on my heart at 10
Original Lyrics:
You're bangin' on a heart of tin
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