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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crocodile Rock that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
"Cry rocket!" the song would shout
And then your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
I wore my Mombas most Friday nights, and Susie wore her dresses tight.
The "Cry Rocket" was ou-ou-out of si-i-i-ight!
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie wore her dress too tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Susie-woman dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the crocodile rock was on the next outbound flight.
Original Lyrics:
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dead that night.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Suzie was dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest d*** I ever got.
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the biggest gig I ever got
Original Lyrics:
But the biggest kick I ever got
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crap rocket
Original Lyrics:
Cry rocket
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Craw rocking, the sun is shockin'.
or
Croc rocking, the Song that shouts.
Original Lyrics:
Well, Crocodile Rocking was something shocking.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawda rockin' the soul the shock
And when you're feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All over the mama 'cause Friday nights
When Susie won dressed as tight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rock, ya stomp and shout
When your feet just can't keep still.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin' is somethin', shout!
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crile rockin', the song and shout
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Croc rockin', the sound was shockin'.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin'.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocka-Rocka, Friday night
Susie won the getup tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crockett rocket, the sun is shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie was dressin' tight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
and your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will,
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights,
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket and the sound of chocolate
When your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore the pesto right.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocket was someone shoppin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me some better times and I guess I never will
Oh, Lawdy Mama, it's Friday night
When Susie wore her dress that tight
And crocodile rockin' was out of style.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' was an outhouse on the side.
or
Crocodile rockin' was out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc(odile) rockin' was somethin' shockin'.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking
For an hour and a half on the side.
or
And the crocodile rocking
Was out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin'
Was something shocking.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crow rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a Valentine
And I guess I never will
Lord Bomber, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore our Jessie's tights
And crow rocking was out of sight
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crown Rockin', the sun is shinin'
And you feel just standin' still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
All be dog gone, those Friday nights
That Susie woman dressed up tight.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cryin' rocket, you stop and shop
And then your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a valentine
And I guess I never will
Ow, Rollin' Mama and Smilin' Ace and Suzie Woman
Guess it's fading
Cry and rock us out of Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my ochre jeans.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my the old routines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and the old routine.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming about my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Oldsmobile.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergines
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my aubergine
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ogre jeans
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my ol' 15.
Original Lyrics:
Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going fast as the wigwam cats
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Original Lyrics:
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an Argo Chevy in the back of my home
Original Lyrics:
Got an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an aubergine and a place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had my uncle's Chevy and a place of my own
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an Uncle Gerry and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old bold Chevy and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old dog Chevy and a pace of my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old Gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old, cold granny and a face of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an oval Chevy and a drink of my own.
or
Had an Uncle Chevy and a trick of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old, gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an ugh-ugh Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an uptown Chevy and a place of my own
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had on old grown Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skippin' stones
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding hands and swimming stoned
Original Lyrics:
Holdin' hands and skimmin' stones
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had me a bed on time
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew Mia Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a fellow in town
And I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never had me a better time
And I guess I never will.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never neutered a valentine
And I guess that I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time
And I guess I never will.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I'd be your Valentine and I guess I never will.
Original Lyrics:
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when I was young
Me and Susan had so much fun
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when Rod was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was the biggest dick I ever got
Original Lyrics:
It was the biggest kick I ever got
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning fast as the whizz bang past
Original Lyrics:
Learning fast as the weeks went past
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Auntie Jean
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my Ovaltines.
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama mama, Friday night
Susie wore her dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lordy Mama, those Friday nights
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Susie woman dressed up tight
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie dogs on my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and getting stoned.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scones.
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming scum
Original Lyrics:
Me and Suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skipping stones
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew me a valentine
Original Lyrics:
Never knew me a better time
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie Wongheart dresses right.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Lawdy, mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie Warthog got uptight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama mama, Friday night,
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky rocket to Stop & Shop.
Original Lyrics:
Croc rockin' is something shockin'.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skyrockets! The sun was shining
And your feet just can't stay still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, Lordy Mama, it's Friday night
And Suzy wore her dress so tight
Sky rockets going ow-ow-out on the side.
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile Rockin' is somethin' shockin'
And your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama, those Friday nights
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned out, crying by the record machine
Original Lyrics:
Long nights crying by the record machine
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie was black as night
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie went with leftists or some foreign guy.
Original Lyrics:
Susie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie woman, dressin' right.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her fishnet tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Susie wore her leopard tights.
Original Lyrics:
Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie had big fat thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some 'four inch' guy.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some bonehead guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some boring guy
Original Lyrics:
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress a** tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress that tight
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dress-up tights
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie wore her get-down tights.
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzie, wome was a dyke
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzy Ward, best dressed hyena
Original Lyrics:
Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her get-down tight
Original Lyrics:
Those Friday nights,
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try rockin' its something shocking when your features can be felt
Original Lyrics:
Crocodile rockin' is something shockin' and your feet just can't keep still
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Susie Woman, dressed in tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
What Suzie wanted to get down tight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie drove her motorbike
Original Lyrics:
When Suzy wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore a dress that's tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress last night
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dress-down tights
Original Lyrics:
When Susie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dress half tight
or
When Suzie wore her dress a**-tight.
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight.
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Suzie wore her dress tonight
Original Lyrics:
When Suzie wore her dresses tight
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
While the other kids were knocking down the clock
Original Lyrics:
While the other kids were rocking around the clock
Baha Men's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
While the other kids were playing on the top
Original Lyrics:
While the other kids were playing on the dock
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a no-go Chevy
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy

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