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And I've always dreamed
In a boy's dream
Cry sympathy
Crash into me
Hack up your skirt you little boy
Hike up your skirt a little more
I've got a certain little boy
Who showed the world to me
or
Hike up your skirt a little more
Who showed the world to me
or
Hike up your skirt a little more
Who showed the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
The name of this song is "Crash Into Me", not plain old "Crash."
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show the world some knee
Hike up your skirt a little more,
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt little boy,
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt you little boy
And show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
Hike up your skirt, little boy,
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt, little boy, and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me
Hike up your skirt, ya little whore
And show your world to me.
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me.
I'm king of the cattle, you're the dirty a**hole.
I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal.
I'm the kind of the castle
You're the girl that I stole.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
I'm the king of the castle
you're the pterodactyl
I'm the king of the castle
you're the dirty rascal
I'm the king of the castle,
you're a f**king a**hole
I'm the king of the castle,
you're the dirty rascal
I'm the king of the castle
You're just an ***hole.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the virgin a**h***.
I'm the king of the castle
You're the dirty rascal.
In a boiling stream
or
Every boy's dream
In a boy's dream
In a voice raised
or
In a four string
or
In a four string
In a boy's dream
Pack up your skirt and little boy,
And show the world to me.
Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me
Pack up your skirt, little boy
And show your world to me.
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me.
Rice a Roni
Crash into me
So hike up your skirt, little boy
So hike up your skirt a little more
Sweet Chewbacca, Tootsie Roll.
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll.
Sweet you are, and sweet you go
or
Sweet you walk, and sweet you roam
or
Sweet you walk, and sweet you roam
Sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
You wear that thing about you wear it so well
You wear nothing but you wear it so well