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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crafty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beastie Boys', "Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy her some bread
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl, I could never forget.
Beastie Boys', "Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy some sprite
when I seen that girl I could never be gay
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett,
when I seen this girl I could never forget
A Sabrett being a brand name of a hotdog/frank..
Beastie Boys', "Crafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy some weed
When I seen that girl I could never be gay
or
I spent my last dollar that the boss would break
When I seen this girl I could never forget.
Original Lyrics:
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget.

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