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Don't wanna be a Sputnik
Don't wanna be in public
Don't want to go Republic
My head is full of cobwebs, I don't like it
Don't want to be in public
My head is full of chopstick, I don't like it
I'm lookin' for tax in the paper.
I'm lookin' for cracks in the pavement.
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