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And she asked me if sometime I could fix her fawn
And she asked me if sometime I could fix her barn
Deacon Leek prepares a sermon for next week
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Country comforts and a truck is going back home
Down at the mill they've got a new machine
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Yeah but that ain't natural - well so Clay would say
He sees a horse-drawn man until his dying day
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Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the stakes
The hedgehog's daubed in clay between the breaks
And the rocking chairs a-creakin on the porch
Deacon Lee prepares his sermon for next week
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Country comfort's in a truck that's going home
Down at the well they've got a new machine
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Yeah but that ain't natural well so old Clay would say
You see he's a horse-drawn man until his dying day
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Now the old fat goose is flyin' 'cross the sticks
The hedgehog's done in clay between the bricks
And the rocking chair's creakin' on the porch
I didn't think they'd be EATING hedgehog in England (and he must be in England, or else the herdsman would have a flashlight not a torch), otherwise the old, fat goose would be LYING across the sticks, lol. My lyrics are better.
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