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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cotton Eye Joe that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Di dadndoo for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good afternoon, cracker nine Joe
I be wearin' long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from cracker nine Joe?
I be wearin' long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from cracker nine Joe?
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? where did you go?
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it had been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been buried a long time ago
I'd have been buried a long time ago
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago
I'd have been married a long time ago
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long tae bo
I'd have been married a long tae bo
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago
I'd have been married a long time ago
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for my friend Joe
I'd been buried long time ago.
I'd been buried long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it was for Cotton eyed joe It would have the name of a baor
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago.
I'd been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kirakorinti Cotton Eye Joe I've been married long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe I'd have been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready to come, ready to go
Ready to go to Kathmandu!
Ready to go to Kathmandu!
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I remember Cotton Eye Joe
I've been married a long time ago.
I've been married a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago.
I'd been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did you come from,
where did you grow?
where did you grow?
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from,
where did you go?
where did you go?
Rednex's, "Cotton Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Kathmandu?
Where did you come from, Kathmandu?
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all he had come for the cumbersome fall.
Original Lyrics:
But all he had come for was having some fun.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out, begin for Cotton-Eyed Joe
I been married a long time ago.
I been married a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I've been married a long time ago.
I've been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill out the bin for Cotton-Eye Joe.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out the beautiful Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago.
I'd been married a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago.
I'd been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good afternoon there, Cotton-Eye Joe
I've been buried long time ago.
I've been buried long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good afternoon, get off of my toe.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-eye Joe
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bought this house from the Liberty Wells.
Original Lyrics:
He brought disaster wherever he went.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head Ida keeda cottoneyed joe
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-eye Joe
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey-ya da-dib-dib Cotton-eye Joe
I've been married long time ago.
I've been married long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a friend called Cotton-Eye Joe
We might have been married a long time ago.
We might have been married a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Red-Nex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd be buried a long time ago.
I'd be buried a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd be married a long time.
I'd be married a long time.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight outta Compton, Cotton-eye Joe
I've been buried long time ago.
I've been buried long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-eye Joe
I'd have been married a long time ago.
I'd have been married a long time ago.
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Original Lyrics:
Where did you come from?
Where did you grow?
Where did you grow?
Rednex's, "Cotton-Eye Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where have I been with Cotton-Eye Joe
I've been there for a long time ago.
I've been there for a long time ago.
Original Lyrics:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I've been married a long time ago.
I've been married a long time ago.
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