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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
Gettin' quickies with the greatest of ease!
Original Lyrics:
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
Gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease.
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop it on the way to the bathroom
gettin' wedgies with the greatest of ease!
Original Lyrics:
Kids strappin' on the way to the classroom
gettin' weapons with the greatest of ease
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink your milk
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
Original Lyrics:
Take him out
(you gotta keep 'em separated)
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut your mouth!
or
Drink your milk!
or
Drink your milk!
Original Lyrics:
Take him out!
The Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinkin' Milk!
Original Lyrics:
Take him out!
The Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He like's the ladies' fashions
He likes a social disease
Original Lyrics:
Like the latest fashion
Like a social disease
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they're under 18 you can do them any time
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
The Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rendering genie will be due in any time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
The Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The underage genie will be due at any time.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're under 18, but we'd do them any time.
or
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
Original Lyrics:
You're under 18, you won't be doing any time.
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta keep them procreating
Original Lyrics:
You gotta keep them separated
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're runner 18, you know we do it all the time
heyeyeyey, we're not okay!
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18 they won't be doing any time
heyeyeyey, come out and play
Offspring's, "Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're under 18, you won't be doing any dying.
Original Lyrics:
If they're under 18, they won't be doing any time.
Offspring's, "Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not okay
Original Lyrics:
come out and play

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