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And I spelled out that I don´t have a gun.
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
And I swear that I don't have a god.
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
And I swear that I don't have a job.
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
And the Graveyard
Memoria
Anna's wealth, Anna knows how to cook
Noah knows how to cook.
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No, I don't have a gun.
As I know I'll never be.
As an old enemy
As I told you to be
As an old enemy
As a knome and a bee
As an old enemy
As a known enemy
or
As a known memory.
or
As a known memory.
As an old enemy
As a tramp
As a friend
As a trend
As a friend
As a tran
or
There's a trend.
As a trend
As you earn
A Taiwan human being
Take a wreck
As a pen
As a gnome and Maria
Dazzle mud
Sow can beach
Add a swayer, that adult having gum.
As you were
As I want you to be
Take a rest
As a friend
As an old memory, yeah
Dowsed in mud
Soaked in bleach
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Ben Vereen, yeah!
Memoria
Calm, doused in mud, slept in bleach.
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach.
Can't believe it!
Memoria!
Come as you are, as a fur.
Come as you are, as you were.
Come as you are, as a girl.
Come as you are, as you were.
Come dasta mutt, served in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come dastenmugg.
Come doused in mud.
Come dastta knaw, except in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come dastta knaw, self in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come doused in mud, sept in bleach.
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come downs from miles, Sampton beach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come dowse the nud, cooked in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, so complete.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, syruped in bleach.
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Come dust and mark
Certain b****
As I want you to be.
Come doused in mud
Soaked in bleach
As I want you to be.
Come dust and muck.
Come doused in mud.
Come dust and mud.
Come doused in mud.
Come dust and mud
Sand and bleach
As I want you to be.
Come doused in mud
Soaked in bleach
As I want you to be.
Come past the mark, certain bleach
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
Come surfed in bleach.
Come soaked in bleach.
Condastenmuh, slept in bleach.
or
Come dowsed in mud, he's out of reach.
Come, dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Dust and mud
Soap and bleach.
Dowsed in mud
Soaked in bleach.
Hämorriden!
Memoria!
Hämorriden is German for 'hemorrhoids'.
I swear that I don't have a girl.
I swear that I don't have a gun.
I swear that I don't have a job
I swear that I don't have a gun
Mammaries, mammaries
A memory, a memory
No I don't have a dog.
No I don't have a gun.
No I dont have a god
No I dont have a gun
No, I don't have a god
No, I don't have a gun
Self to preach
Soaked in bleach
Septum bleach
Soaked in bleach
Well I smell and I don't have a gun.
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
When I swear that my pants are undone.
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
When I'm Spider Man, I don't have any gum
well I swear that I dont have a gun, I don't have a gun
come as you are,
as a bird,
as I want you to sneeze
Come as you are,
as you were.
as I want you to be