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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Come As You Are that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Add a sway-er, that adult having gum.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amrita
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smell and I don't have a gun.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I spelled out that I don't have a gun.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a god.
No, I don't have god.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a god.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a job.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's swell that I don't have a gun
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Graveyard
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angelina
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ann Maria
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anna's wealth, Anna knows how to cook
Noah knows how to cook.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No, I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annamaria
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne Maria
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annemarie, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annmarie, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I know I'll never be.
Original Lyrics:
As an old enemy
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I told you to be
Original Lyrics:
As an old enemy
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I've known them to be
Original Lyrics:
As an old enemy
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a gnome and a bee
Original Lyrics:
As an old enemy
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a known enemy
or
As a known memory.
or
As a known memory.
Original Lyrics:
As an old enemy
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a tramp
As a friend
Original Lyrics:
As a trend
As a friend
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a tran
or
There's a trend.
Original Lyrics:
As a trend
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you earn
A Taiwan human being
Take a wreck
As a pen
As a gnome and Maria
Original Lyrics:
As you were
As I want you to be
Take a rest
As a friend
As an known enemy
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ben Vereen, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calm, doused in mud, slept in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't believe it!
Original Lyrics:
Memoria!
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as you are, as a fur.
Original Lyrics:
Come as you are, as you were.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as you are, as a girl.
Original Lyrics:
Come as you are, as you were.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as you are,
as a bird,
as I want you to sneeze
Original Lyrics:
Come as you are,
as you were,
as I want you to be
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dapt in mud sept in bleach
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dastard mutt, served in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dastta knaw, except in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dastta knaw, self in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come doused in muck,
usurped in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come, doused in mud,
soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come doused in mud, except in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come downs from miles, Sampton beach.
Original Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dowse the nud, cooked in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, so complete.
Original Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, syruped in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dust and mark
Certain bleach
As I want you to be.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud
Soaked in bleach
As I want you to be.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dust and muck.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dust and mud.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dust and mud
Sand and bleach
As I want you to be.
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud
Soaked in bleach
As I want you to be.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come past the mark, certain bleach
Original Lyrics:
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come surfed in bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Come soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Condastenmuh, slept in bleach.
or
Come dowsed in mud, he's out of reach.
Original Lyrics:
Come, dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn Maria
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn the media, damn the media
Original Lyrics:
Memoria, memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dan Marino
Original Lyrics:
Memory-a
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dazzle mud
Sow can beach
Original Lyrics:
Dowsed in mud
Soaked in bleach
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhea
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust and mud
Soap and bleach.
Original Lyrics:
Dowsed in mud
Soaked in bleach.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elf friend
Original Lyrics:
As a friend
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Galleria
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail Maria
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hämorriden!
Original Lyrics:
Memoria!
Hämorriden is German for 'hemorrhoids'.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear that I don't have a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
I swear that I don't have a job
Original Lyrics:
I swear that I don't have a gun
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad Maria
Original Lyrics:
Memory, yeah
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mammaries, mammaries
Original Lyrics:
A memory, a memory
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mammaries, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Memory
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mammary, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry me, girl
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Memorabilia
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I don't have a dog.
Original Lyrics:
No I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I don't have a god
Original Lyrics:
No I don't have a gun
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Self to preach
Original Lyrics:
Soaked in bleach
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semalina
Original Lyrics:
Memoria
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Septic bleach
Original Lyrics:
Soaked in bleach
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Septum bleach
Original Lyrics:
Soaked in bleach
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your temp, hurry up
Original Lyrics:
Take your time, hurry up
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I smell and I don't have a gun.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I swear that I don't have a guy.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
Nirvana's, "Come As You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm Spider Man, I don't have any gum
Original Lyrics:
Well I swear that I don't have a gun, I don't have a gun
Nirvana's, "Come as You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as you run
Original Lyrics:
Come as You Are
Nirvana's, "Come as You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ask your aunt
or
Go ask your uncle
Original Lyrics:
Come as you are
Nirvana's, "Come as You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I don’t have begun
Original Lyrics:
No, I don’t have a gun
Peter Wolf's, "Come as You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign off channel 7
Original Lyrics:
Sign out at the 7
Nirvana's, "Come as You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap and bleach
Original Lyrics:
Soaked in bleach

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