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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Classy Plastic Lumber that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Modest Mouse's, "Classy Plastic Lumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Connect your wifi to a modem
Original Lyrics:
Connect your wood feet to a motor
Modest Mouse's, "Classy Plastic Lumber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift the bat wing off your molar
And let the dust fall off your tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Lift the bad weight off your mullet
And let the thoughts fall off your tongue.

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