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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Christmas Shoes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you hurry, Sue?
Original Lyrics:
Could you hurry soon?
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew like autographs of heaven's Lord
Original Lyrics:
I knew like autographs of heaven's love
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Mama eats cheese for tonight
or
If Mama needs Jesus tonight
Original Lyrics:
If Mama meets Jesus tonight
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
If mama gives Jesus tonight
Original Lyrics:
If mama meets Jesus tonight
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
If mama needs Jesus tonight
Original Lyrics:
If mama meets Jesus tonight
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas Eve and her shoes are just her style
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah wants to buy me shoes
or
Sarah wants to buy these shoes
or
Sure, I want to buy these shoes
Original Lyrics:
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been sitting quite a while
Original Lyrics:
She's been sick for quite a while
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirley wants to buy these shoes
or
Sure, I want to buy these shoes
Original Lyrics:
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely want to buy these chutes
Original Lyrics:
Sir, I want to buy these shoes
NewSong's, "The Christmas Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They counted panties for what it seemed like years
Original Lyrics:
They counted pennies for what it seemed like years

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