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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Christian Woman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cross, a pond, the bedroom wall
Frontways, she will fall
Original Lyrics:
A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace, she will fall.
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, Christ!
Original Lyrics:
Body of Christ
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese is right, cook that cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ looks like me.
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopelessly stained
Original Lyrics:
Corpus Christi
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course, she's dead.
Original Lyrics:
Corpus Christi
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs
her pussy shaved
Original Lyrics:
She needs
Corpus Christi
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs cold frosty shakes
Original Lyrics:
She needs Corpus Cristi
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs-- what was his name?
Original Lyrics:
She needs--corpus christi
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs
Party of Five.
Original Lyrics:
She needs
The body of Christ
It appears the lyrics quoted here as being the *correct* ones are wrong - I looked it up on several lyric sites just to be sure. Here's one: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/type-o-negative/141202.html [Ed.'s note: Some versions do say "Corpus Christi".]

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