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A cross, a pond, the bedroom wall
Frontways, she will fall
A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace, she will fall.
Body of Christ
Cheese is right, cook that cheese.
Jesus Christ looks like me.
Of course, she's dead.
She Needs! Her Pussy Stinks
her pussy shaved
She needs cold frosty shakes
She needs Corpus Cristi
She needs-- what was his name?
She needs--corpus christi
Party of Five.
The body of Christ
It appears the lyrics quoted here as being the *correct* ones are wrong - I looked it up on several lyric sites just to be sure. Here's one: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/type-o-negative/141202.html [Ed.'s note: Some versions do say "Corpus Christi".]
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