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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Childish Things that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

James McMurtry's, "Childish Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Clara kept her Bible right next to the throne
In case she needed a quote.
Original Lyrics:
Aunt Clara kept her Bible right next to the phone
In case she needed a quote.

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