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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Chicken Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Spitting Image (TV)'s, "Chicken Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend you're Mavis Keith.
Original Lyrics:
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
This song is insane. Just insane. I know Rob Grant and Chris Barrie were involved, but it's insane even for them!

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