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Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) Yeah, I now have a splinter
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
(Carry on) Of the evil suspenders.
(Carry on) Of the evil suspenders.
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
(Carry on) Nothing equals the splendor.
(Carry on) Nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he complained to the old white man,
'I'd sure believe in Idaho.'
'I'd sure believe in Idaho.'
Original Lyrics:
And if I claim to be a wise man,
it surely means that I don't know
it surely means that I don't know
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I claim to be a nice man
Original Lyrics:
And if I claim to be a wise man
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, you're not worth a cent.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion tastes like burnt sun
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion, like an eagle dismembered.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion, my wayward son
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on a wafered sun.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on a way-ay-oh-oh
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my way with song.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward sun
There'll be lease when you are done
Lay your weary as you rest
Don't you cry no more.
There'll be lease when you are done
Lay your weary as you rest
Don't you cry no more.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more.
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my whaler son!
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son!
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on now wayward son, they'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest, dunchu cry no more
Lay your weary head to rest, dunchu cry no more
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more
Lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on thou, wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, let me eat with the Spaniards.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, like an evil dissenter.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my native son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are gone.
There'll be peace when you are gone.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done.
There'll be peace when you are done.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward sun
They'll be geese when you are done.
They'll be geese when you are done.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done.
There'll be peace when you are done.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, not an eagle dismembered
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals this blender.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing evil dismembered
The center lights around your vanity
Surely Heaven waits by you.
Carry on, nothing evil dismembered
The center lights around your vanity
Surely Heaven waits by you.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
But surely Heaven waits for you.
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
But surely Heaven waits for you.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, that the Eagle has landed.
Carry on, that the Eagle has landed.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the Splenda.
Nothing equals the Splenda.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the splendor.
Nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
On the Eve of Destruction.
On the Eve of Destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the splendor.
Nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chariot, my wayward son
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't 'ya fry no more.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry no more.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garibaldi's wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gary is my gaywad son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, you're my wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and watch the Wheel of Fortune
Original Lyrics:
I set a course for winds of fortune
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremiah Wayford's son
There'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your eerie head to rest
Don't you try no more
There'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your eerie head to rest
Don't you try no more
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to get a glimpse of honest illusion
Original Lyrics:
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Llamame a abogado
(Spanish: Call me to a lawyer)
(Spanish: Call me to a lawyer)
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbating as a man out of season
Original Lyrics:
Masquerading as a man with a reason
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbating as a man with a reason
Original Lyrics:
Masquerading as a man with a reason
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing equals the madness.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's a fantasy
But surely Heaven waits for you.
But surely Heaven waits for you.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty,
Surely heaven waits for you
Surely heaven waits for you
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty,
surely Hemmingway's for you
surely Hemmingway's for you
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty,
surely heaven waits for you
surely heaven waits for you
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer in TV.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty.
Editor's note: It is not plausible to have heard this line as "MTV" because the cable channel of that name did not exist when this song came out. (Song was made in 1976; MTV premiered in 1981.)
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your wife's no longer empty.
Surely heartache waits for you.
Surely heartache waits for you.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty.
Surely heaven waits for you.
Surely heaven waits for you.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your wife's no longer happy.
Surely heartache waits for you.
Surely heartache waits for you.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty.
Surely heaven waits for you.
Surely heaven waits for you.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the eve of this madness.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
I really like what I thought it was better. So disappointed I'm wrong!
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirley Feeney waits for you
Original Lyrics:
Surely heaven waits for you
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Ellen waits for you
Original Lyrics:
Surely heaven waits for you
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Hemingway's for you
Original Lyrics:
Surely Heaven waits for You
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Hemmingway sent you
Original Lyrics:
Surely Heaven waits for You
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all my neighbors have gone
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be kids when you are gone
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be peas when you are dumb
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be pizza when you are done
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be peace when you are gone
Original Lyrics:
For there'll be peace when you are done
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the eve of December
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossed a bandit like a ship on the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean.
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossed about, I’m like a trip on the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Tossed about, I’m like a ship on the ocean
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
You already had your rest.
Original Lyrics:
Lay your weary head to rest.
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