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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Captain Jack that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Billy Joel's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack you snacks and give your pie a bite
or
Captain Snack will give you all a bite
or
Captain Jack will get you on your flight
or
Back the track and go get high tonight
or
Back the track and go get high tonight
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
Dance Dance Revolution's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat a Jew, beat a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Ba-dee-dai-do, ba-dee-dai-do
Captain Jack's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bikini bottom in my hand, I wanna be a twerkin' man
Original Lyrics:
Give me bottle in my hand, I wanna be a drunken man
Billy Joel's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Chocolate get you high tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
Billy Joel's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Jack will buy you cyanide!
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
Billy Joel's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyy-hhydde
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
Billy Joel's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Jock will get you high tonight
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
Dance Dance Revolution's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Indeed I know, indeed I know
Run along with Captain Jack
Original Lyrics:
Ba-dee-dai-do, ba-dee-dai-do
Run along with Captain Jack
Billy Joel's, "Captain Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one whore town
or
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your white horse town
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one horse town

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