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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> C -> Calendar Girl
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Calendar Girl that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the presents 'neath my Christmas tree
Original Lyrics:
You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a talented girl
Original Lyrics:
I love my Calendar girl
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my cow and a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I love my calendar girl.
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my Canada girl.
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love I love my calendar girl.
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my calico girl
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love I love my calendar girl
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day, every day
I'm gonna yeah!
Every day, every day
I'm gonna yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day, every day
Of the year
Every day, every day
Of the year
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on the beach your feet will show
Original Lyrics:
When you're on the beach you'll steal the show
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your father beats you, it steals the show.
Original Lyrics:
When you're on the beach, you'll steal the show.
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in the world.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, for you.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, for you.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, of the year.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, of the year.
Neil Sedaka's, "Calendar Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You start the year so fine
You're my sweet little valentine.
You're my sweet little valentine.
Original Lyrics:
January, you start the year so fine
February, you're my sweet little valentine.
February, you're my sweet little valentine.
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