Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> C -> Cable TV

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cable TV that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Cable TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was just about ready to curl a Ban Dai
or
And I was just about ready to curl a bend dye.
Original Lyrics:
And I was just about ready to curl up and die.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Cable TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the Siamese faith weirdo's network
Original Lyrics:
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's network

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