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Bustoff, the chosen white cat
Bustopher Jones wears white spats.
He's the cat you all greet, and he walks down the street.
He's the cat we all greet as he walks down the street.
In the hall of St. James's, the smartest of names is
The name of this bravo of cats!
And we're all of us proud, to be nodded about, to buy
Bustopher Jones's white spats!
In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummell of Cats;
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats!
When I've seen and I hurry, there's got to be curry.
When I'm seen in a hurry, there's probably curry.
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