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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bright As You Can that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Mike and Ruthy's, "Bright As You Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
My toothpaste it once told me
You've got to be as light as you can
Original Lyrics:
My suitcase it once told me
You've got to be as bright as you can

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