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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Breakup Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ches don't ride like that anymore.
Original Lyrics:
They just don't write like that anymore.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
B*tches don't ride on Grandaddy's Ford.
Original Lyrics:
They just don't write like that anymore.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been all right, Fat Daddy Damoe.
Original Lyrics:
They don't write like that anymore.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz it's so easy to say that you'll sh*t your pants
Original Lyrics:
Cuz it's so easy to say that you'll forget your past
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now a wino staring at an empty glass
Original Lyrics:
Now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the jukebox plays a song I just don't know
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Original Lyrics:
And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigeons don't run like that anymore.
Original Lyrics:
They just don't write like that anymore.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teachers gonna ride like Saturday morn
Original Lyrics:
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teachers gonna ride that Saturday morn.
Original Lyrics:
They just don't write 'em like that anymore.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The same old song with the manicotti sound.
Original Lyrics:
The same old sound with that melancholy sound.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't arrive like that anymore
Ditches don't arrive like that anymore.
Original Lyrics:
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
Editor's note: This song should be credited to the Greg Kihn Band, not just Greg Kihn solely.
Greg Kihn Band's, "The Breakup Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They just don't write my dad anymore
Original Lyrics:
They just don't write like that anymore

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