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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brass Monkey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adrock is nice to Charlie Sheen
Original Lyrics:
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey funky, that chunky monkey
or
Blast monkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
or
Blast monkey, that klunkey monkey
Blast monkey klunkey, that klunkey monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey,
Brass monkey chunky, that funky monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey,
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on everybody let's skate.
Original Lyrics:
Come on everybody let's get ffff.
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grass monkey, that f***ing monkey
Grass monkey chunky, that f***ing monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grass monkey
or
Glass monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey smokey, that funky smokey.
Hey smokey, smokey, eat a roast beef hoagie.
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey, that funky monkey
Brass monkey junky, that funky monkey.
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Brass Monkey but I won't get a ticket
Original Lyrics:
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
"D" refers to Mike D, one of the members.
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I offered her a sip
Because she gave me lip
It all began the stuff
And now she's on my dip.
Original Lyrics:
I offered her a sip
The girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff
Wore in and now she's on my tip.
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't bum a ride I've got my egg-plant
Original Lyrics:
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
The a** monkey
Original Lyrics:
Brass monkey
Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl walked by; she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the spinach pie....
Original Lyrics:
This girl walked by; she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly..

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